When rigour deserts science we are left with quackery

This is a guest post by Dave Fernig, Professor of Structural and Chemical Biology at the University of Liverpool

Standards? Rules? Norms? Guidelines? What for? These days in the world of science I can only find outrageous manipulation, falsified data, stunning self-justifications and serial, unparalleled fraudsters. We need to enforce protocols, we need to reinforce canons! (Even if only for shooting at those fraud-riddled crooks.)

Examples abound in Retraction Watch, my favourite news outlet. By the way, you should all get in the retractionwatching bandwagon! It’s real fun (and free!) to condemn potential criminals with callous comments. Gives you energy to crank through the day!

For example, the stem-cell paper published in Cell was full of fake images. Cell pulled the “Dictionary of Euphemisms” off the cuff to make weak excuses: “we have no reason to doubt the thoroughness or rigor of the review process“. An avid retractionwatcher would immediately tell that what Cell claims is that they do not doubt the thoroughness OR the rigour of the review process. So which one do you doubt, you rogue Cell makers! Euphemisms, big time! That’s how you sell your soul to Sauron? Chaps, this would have been more novel: ‘The authors were quacks, the editor rammed the paper through peer review, the reviewers were scarecrows, and we can’t wait for the fountain of citations to flow’.

Another sickening case is that of Maya Saleh. It is worth quoting the conclusions from an investigation by McGill: “two figures in [a] Nature paper had been “intentionally contrived and falsified.” One of those figures was duplicated in a PNAS paper, which also contained an image that had incorrectly labeled some proteins.

What happens? Nature issues corrections, as the committee recommended!

Amazing, really. The other day in the classroom an excellent student of mine cheated, but I didn’t notice (I was busy recalling the names of all the dwarves at Frodo’s dinner). But whistle-blower Rapha discovered the cheating (this chap is a goldmine!). We then formally investigated by asking the student for the raw thoughts, and immediately corroborated that the student had indeed cheated. Did we allow the student to “correct” the work outside the exam and at their leisure??? Yes, precious, she could. And then we takes it once they’re dead.

Of course not, the student gets a zero! This brings me to Francesco Stellacci. You will all recall that there have been a gazillion of thoughtful concerns raised about Stellacci’s work. It’s all fake (I mean, the work). The first proof was aired with the first post on the popular blog of my fellow Rapha when he finally published his article in Small. The chap had to suffer for years a litany of rejections and bigoted reviewer reports from more unscrupulous journals. To be fair, however, those unnamable venues were not small for champ Rapha!

But since Rapha surfaced victorious from the great battle, lots of elfs folks (myself, Rapha, Professor Moriary and uncountable others) have enumerated too many issues to be counted: image re-use, using again an image from a sample that was also used to describe a completely different experiment, the publication of a published image in another journal without attribution, the usage of an old image in a new paper, the utilisation of fake images from previous work, the misuse of published images, and the inclusion of images that were not new. And we should not forget the stonewalling efforts of a legion of third parties (Philip M., P. Moriarty, Professor Moriarty, Holmes’ nemesis,…) to access raw data. We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. Sneaky little FS. Wicked, tricksy, false!

Still, some piffling progress has been made; two corrections in infamous journals and the appearance of a handful (but only a few!) of fake raw images. I have had a look at these. I know I should be examining the original files through Gimlion (son of Glóin), but from the little SPM work I re-used from a colleague some 15 years ago I know that if something is not obvious in the TIFF, it isn’t there.

And obviously there are no stripes on the raw images of Stellacci. I only see noise. How then to get the plain vanilla images published in a whole series of papers since 2004? Elementary, my dear Watson: manipulate the images. Matey Moriarty knows this well (caution: the chap is a bit prolix).

Now to this blog. As I was reading previous posts, I realised that I was getting a first hand insight into the filthy mind of a science fraudster. I went to re-read the interview of Stapel, the fraudulent psychologist. The vanity, pomposity, conceit, treachery, excuses and apologia of this foul sounded familiar… Then I got it: for the lord of Mordor, Stellacci!

He wrote “But hey, how did the guy make that glamorous image for Nature Materials? I can’t get it right from the raw data! See, I told you guys it was a fake.”

This fellow is completely caught up in his folly logic: he concludes that if he can’t get the published images from his raw data, then the published images are fake. Imbecile! We all know that experiments are messy! That he can’t get those published images right from his fake raw data (not surprisingly, he is no Einstein) doesn’t mean that someone else can’t. My smarty blokes Rapha and Moriarty surely can!

Without doubt, he is a purely simple fraud. I have informed his former employer, MIT, and his current one, EPFL. As giants are only so big and dragons can only fly so far (but I got my precious, ombudsmen!), in due curse I shall retractionwatch Stellaci’s papers or loathe a truckload of corrections and the fattening of the “Thesaurus of Euphemisms“.

Are we wasting out time bringing these problems to the fore? NO, I don’t waste my time because:
0. I am paid from public money to retractionwatch and to give zeros to cheating students.
1. Fellow Rapha and I don’t publish non-reproducible science in journals (we only post it on our blogs).
2. Science fraud neither kills giants nor dragons! (Mustn’t go that way! Mustn’t hurt the precious!)

UPDATE: As it is clear from the text above, attributing the authorship of this blog to Stellacci was beyond doubt a guess or a hypothesis (guess which!). Now, fellow Rapha has told me that this is his candid blog; seems reasonable, as he could do with the attention of more trolls and orcs. So my guess was wrong, and I retract it (Stellacci, do you hear this, my fellow? I am not afraid of retractions; I eat them for breakfast!)


4 thoughts on “When rigour deserts science we are left with quackery

  1. Thank you for writing this terrific caricature. This is exactly what most of us in the lab have thought of this guy for long. He is a serial poster in Retraction Watch, often making ill-conceived assumptions and always ready to jump into serious accusations of misconduct and fraud without much care for careful analysis. I am not sure about his colleague Rapha, but they do not seem to differ much in that regard.

  2. Hey Mathias, mate, I appreciate you noticing my faux pas. Fixed now!

    But oh man, man, why do you post this as an anonymous comment, signing as M.Brust@liv.ac.uk? Why do you lower yourself to the level of that fucking editor of that infamous journal? Liverpool is a respected place thanks to honest people like myself.

    Man, you should join my RobinHoodian efforts to save science! This is much better than spending time in the lab (to be fair, we are not good enough to produce the fake results that are needed to publish in glamour journals). So hey, why don’t you write a guest post trashing Stellacci? You’ll get more attention than by writing papers!

    By the way, didn’t know you could be so cheeky, mate! If you weren’t a professor you would get a zero from Dave! 😉

    • Well, as you see, it was not anonymous. I just thought I’d better use an alias with more authority on Nottingham. Now, Dave is not a physicist either. Otherwise, everything is as flawless as ever in your blog. It reminds me of this radio 4 game where the participants have to smuggle into their stories as many truths as possible. So, I thought Dave the physicist at Nottingham was an obvious red herring, but now it seems it was just another copy paste typo.

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